I'm more concerned about the Final Destinationesque hot water tank.

cries in Australian

In this case, 'just the tip' is a blessing

Cat

Just what the beggar needs; hope (that in 20 years he'll be saved by a boy who creates the conditions which eliminate poverty)

Which part of it makes fun of Facebook memes?

Is the shitpost your comment illustrating that you dont understand what satire is?

A good therapist will not tell you what they think your issue is.