Looks like a manga called Blame!

Little green apples is the only one litterally referring to fruit

I’ve also received live worms and chickens via post

You can still mail order live chicks

Grasshopper, mudslide, and brandy alexander off the top of my head. I’ve seen a lot of boozey milkshakes too

This is totally opposite from my cat’s behavior, you gotta be pretty determined to get her to budge. I’ll pull the blanket and she’ll just let herself roll like a gas station hot dog, cozy and unfazed

You can do the boomer joke and call her your ex gf

Yeah, at this resolution just about every garbage dump on earth is visible from space.

A bit off topic but I’m curious what you mean by modern sailboats and what makes them better than conventional ones?

Tuberculosis

Any time he says most people don’t know x it can be safely translated to I just learned x

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian