My god, I feel so seen. I’m coming up on a year unemployed. The job market really is that fucking bad

The Chinese empire was a powerhouse of intense creativity and philosophical thought, captured in historical documents produced centuries before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam."

I hate how much this is me right now. I hate it here

If you feel you gotta vomit, you’re gonna have a bad Chyme

I’ll join 🙋🏻‍♀️

Man, I was at tumblr when this was being implemented. It was so fucking stupid and everyone knew it.

This brings up a lot of guilt I have for killing so many spotted lantern flies. I hate that it’s so necessary

My gyno does this during my annual. Never thought it was unusual because it’s a part of my body that needs health checking too. Never thought about it not being common, that’s interesting that’s not more universal

My daughter poses for me too

It’s my guy!!

I miss his September 21st videos 😔

This absolutely applies to me. I’m so sick of computers and software and security and subscriptions and vendors. I just want my own animal sanctuary with chickens and otters and baby goats god dammit!