The most hated words of my childhood: "Up and at 'em!"

Still good way to piss me off in the morning.

I feel called out.

No, she didn't.

Hey, if you can catch it...

So the dish and the spoon ran away to evade a conspiracy charge???

The penny drops with a massive THUD

That's okay, he'll be feeling it tomorrow.

This takes me back to my own childhood and makes me so irrationally angry. Or maybe not so irrational now that I think about it.

Around there Calvin is the very definition of a Frequent Flyer.

I love the way Calvin pokes a big hole in Dad's story there at the end and suddenly it's "Welp, time for bed"...

Now I'm trying to imagine the stories he told his kids when he grew up.

First time this strip got me to laugh. Keep it up!