I heard there is a dildo company which makes transparent dildos with a hollow center. The idea is, you can unscrew a cover, fill the inside with whatever (in this case ashes) and then you could say you fucked yourself with things you normally couldn't.

You can also pay for this service that blasts a rocket off into space and explodes. With your loved ones ashes in it. Perfect for mafia kills where you need to dispose of a body. Not it's in space, shattered into millions of specs of dust.

God: "If you'd bothered to translate the texts properly, you would know this is exactly what I wanted."

Art

that burrito doing the lord’s work

I remember this meme from my childhood. Still funny

There's a very old Swedish joke with a similar punchline, probably heard it the first time 20 years ago.