When climate change finally turns planet Earth into a second Venus, somehow there will still be a greedy capitalist driving around in a dirty semitruck, calling it all a hoax.

But it just snowed two years ago haha science

the fish were probably old, losers

Everything is looking to similar to (or worse than) 2015 on the Columbia River, which saw massive die offs of both salmon and sturgeon. Horrible memories of boating up and down the Clackamas and lower Willamette counting the sturgeon washed up on the banks for ODFW.

I worry that this could lead to a Carp population boom and further ecosystem collapse, but maybe we'll get lucky and all the invasive carp will die off instead.