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[+] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    As a straight man this is completely horrifying.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls...

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I have sad news for you. Not even the sperm is stored in the balls, it's just produced there. It's stored in a separate sack inside your body.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Thanks for the nightmares 😳

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt... but then, you'd still need to 'release the poison' so wtf would you do?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    "It'll still feel good."- Paul Rubalino

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    Man... Eraser Head was such a weird movie...

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Wait, what? Who? That didn't happen to me....

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    This is scary, sure, but imagine if the egg had to be proportionally larger too. A quick search seems to indicate the egg is 10 million times larger by volume.

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