Read Only Fridays are a cornerstone to a good weekend.

This is me, but I was also the one who fucked it.

What's the clip from? Looks like a Horus heresy terminator?

The only way I want to have to be the only one who can unfuck something at work is if I was running my own business and was also the only employee. Of course, that would mean I was also the one who fucked it up in the first place... 🤔

Saturnine dreads are the fuckin’ coolest.

That's how I feel coming back after literally every day off that I get.

Oh, y'all couldn't bring supplies down from upstairs? Replace the empty toilet paper & soap in the bathrooms? Place a change order for the store?

And god forbid anything actually goes wrong. We've had a cash register sit in multiple pieces over a weekend because nobody could tighten the bolts on the monitor's swing arm. Cash drawers locked shut for several days because someone snapped the key off inside. Ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion Parked cars rolling unattended across the lot.

The crazy part is that I'm not even in charge, and that whole last paragraph is supposed to be above my pay grade.

Called in early this Sunday. Real.