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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (slrpnk.net)
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[–] 77 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Man, that neighborhood really went to shit. Whole town did, honestly. I blame Reagan.

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    • [+] 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    • [–] 45 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    This seems like trailer park stuff

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    • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (15 children)

    Wait this already happened? Says on June 5th. I didnt hear anything about it if thats the case.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    It's on the 16th, iirc

    Building a stage for a sequel to a movie so beloved & referenced isn't easy. It has to look juuuust right.

    Pool guy did a good job of fellatio facilitating the remolding of the swimmin' hole. President Mango Fluffyhands has seen to the East Wing set personally as well, which now stands as a symbol for democracy. Between naps, he even pulled the roses from the people's rose garden & paved it over with cement made from mysterious files.

    I heard Kid Rock might even be in this one!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    16th is a Tuesday? Seems like an odd day.

    Do they expect people to actually watch this shit? I guess the UFC crowd leans MAGA. But are they expecting non-maga people to watch this? Let me guess, CBS is covering it?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    It's USA's 250th birthday which also coincides with president Wetbrain Chunkypant's 800th birthday

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (2 children)

    US Army's 250th birthday, not the country's

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I believe it's supposed to take place on Trump's 80th birthday, June 14th, which is also Flag Day in the United States.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    First of all, his name is President Epstein File Redacted ,you can't legally say his it's name anymore.

    Secondly, he it isn't turning 80. Chaos has existed since the beginning of our human journey. I made a joke about 800 a bit ago, but more like 800,000. This primordial essence of chaos, hate & greed has existed since the dawn of mankind & has manifested itself in many ways...

    ... currently, this voracious goop has chosen to present itself as an old fat orange person with the world's smallest pp & brains, prone to poopin' when tired, scared or bored. Terrible hair to the point of self-conscious surgery, it has resulted to insulting those who are trying to help or belong. When threatened, it will pretend to be injured or attacked.

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    • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    3 baby mamas that we know of.

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    • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    White Trash Baroque

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Quintessential white trash.

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    He's a trap queen.

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    The plural of baby mama is babies mama. It's like courts martial or attorneys general.

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    [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    The White House is the rock house. Uncle Sam the mother fucking pusher man
    What do I gotta do to make you understand? Spit it on a beat by Timbaland?

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    June 5th?

    I wasn’t going to watch this anyway, but did I miss it?

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    🎶 SWEET HOME ALABAMA!🎶

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but I bet drone with explosives can make that shit come down

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    [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Don’t worry guys. This is the finale to idiocracy. It’s gonna get better from here.

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    [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I’m honestly amazed the structure isn’t gold plated

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    • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    that caption. ugh. is the match on june 5? or was the pic taken june 5?

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    [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Are they really celebrating 250 years of history with UFC fights? It's so perfect. I just expect someone opens fire somehow. No, I do not wish for this to happen, but we all know it may happen.

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    [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Tactical nuke as long as Cheeto Chimp is ring side.

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