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[–] 20 points 5 months ago

To be fair,

It frees you forever from the shitty life you'd have had growing to the ripe old age of 12 before being shot in the classroom

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Something about the little head weave and vacant smile lands deeply in the uncanny valley.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    Funny, how the perception of what's a teenager fantasy is, shifted while growing older.

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    [–] 5 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    Seatbelts have been a thing since I was a child and I'm old. The crash is on her, but the windshield's on you.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I mean, it's partly the job of the parents to make sure the kid wear their seatbelt. It's part of education

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