Better than bricking your installation like a certain desktop OS

"I like doing it when you're watching. Feels nice."

My favorite is “We couldn’t update your software. We’ll do it when your phone is plugged in and has sufficient charge”….. 2pm when I have less than 70% battery and my phone is not plugged in… “oh, I’m gonna install the update right now”

Android doing the same. Do you want to update now? No! I picked up the phone because I need to do something.

Mac at the end of the day: restart to install updates. Next morning: hang on 10 minutes while I move a progress bar before you can log in. I didn’t feel like going through it alone while you were gone.

I noticed recently that if it’s after midnight when it says that it doesn’t mean now it means 20 hours from now when it’s the night of the day that has just begun.

Well, turn on the vibrator next time.