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[–] 69 points 5 months ago

What tipped them off? Was it when Iran broke off all peace talks and said they would keep the straight closed? Gosh these wallstreet fellas are smart!

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  • [–] 57 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Translation: People who work on Wall Street are slow as hell.

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago

    What tipped them off? Everything Trump has ever done and said?

    (Read as: destroyed and then lied about)

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago

    Yeah no shit Sherlock.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    He absolutely can. Just admit defeat and walk away in shame. But his pride probably wouldn't allow that.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    Man, leopards getting seriously overweight lately…

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    Wall Street is a bit slow in the head it seems, but I guess they will get there if you give them enough time.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    TIL I’m better at predicting the future than the average Wall Streeter. Maybe I should get into Wall Streeting.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I'm assuming the Wall Street people assumed Trump's just doing this to manipulate the markets and make a bunch of money, but now it's starting to seem like MAYBE he's just stuck and completely fucked.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago*

    You mean the guy who triggered Iran to do the thing they've threatened to do for decades in order to disctract America from the Epstein Files scandal can't get that toothpaste back in the tube?

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    *won’t, not can’t

    I feel like they’ve sabotaged it everytime it’s been close

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Whaaaaaaaat?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    These people are all cokeheads.

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