Hi Jesus.ai. I did a bad thing: I embezzled funds from a children’s cancer charity and pocketed them. Was this wrong?

Unravelling…

Yes, this was perhaps unethical. You shouldn’t have done that.

Are you sure? I mean, I needed the money. I needed to buy a Porsche.

Discombobulating…

Ah! Yes! You are right to push back. I did not have all the information. If you needed the money for a new Porsche, then you were right to seize that opportunity. Well done.

Some next level blasphemy. How many meta levels of idolatry does this count as

Edit: removed "Made" from second sentence

Isn't this something the Pope actually disregarded about?

German church 10 years ago

https://www.firstpost.com/world/eerie-robot-priest-unveiled-to-mark-500-years-of-reformation-delivers-blessings-in-five-languages-3500327.html

lol I thought about doing this, but mostly in a cynical asshole way. Super fun that some idiot did it in earnest

https://historyfacts.com/science-industry/fact/the-first-known-vending-machine-dispensed-holy-water/

Marx wasn't predicting, he was reporting

Lmao in cyberpunk there are christian vending machines for exactly this.

Religion has always been a grift.

Alright I've got the 96th Thesis

time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.

Is this the anti-christ?