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[–] 54 points 5 months ago (5 children)

“Today’s proposed legislation is brought to you by our platinum sponsor, KFC. This bill proposes to eliminate school breakfast programs, which will leave kids ready to purchase a finger lickin’ goooooood lunch “

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    UFC is the fighting branch of the “FC”s they’re not so big on the chickens

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  • [–] 41 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Not enough bread, too many circuses

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Let's hold the billionaire death matches there.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago*

    Hey, throughout history the elites had distractions to keep the masses distracted. The Romans had the colosseum.

    Remember the Epstien files

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    And of course having a UFC fight at the White House will not make the Epstein files go away, or make people stop mentioning Epstein on social media. Because Epstein.

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