Lol, there's nothing about this that isn't awesome.

"A social media stunt that treats churches like video games has gone from TikTok to the dock, landing an alleged teenage “speedrunner” in court."

"churches" lol

Fuck the predatory cult known as scientology

Accused of the sickest stunt?

This is exactly what scientology and police cars are for.

Brisbane police accuse teenager of being the sickest, coolest, most badass teen they have ever had to deal with.

There I corrected the headline.

The kids are alright.

Zeppelin Witheridge is a name straight out of Brass Eye.

Does The Guardian in Australia legally have to pretend Scientology is a real church btw?