Zoe: "I dunno, Captain. There's something I just don't like about him."

“Zoidberg had hair?”

“I never said he had hair! If you chose to imagine him that way that’s your business!”

per the episode with the Hash-Slinging Slasher, when Squid gets spooked his hair grows out and it's a dark brown/black color. obvs the show is pretty inconsistent with its "lore" so it's ultimately whatever, but I think Squids hair in this pic is a wig or was dyed

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It's partially funny when the flashback has a picture of the bald guy in the background.

It's so accurate though. My guy friend who went bald in high school had the best head of hair in middle school. Life is so unfair.

Winston Payne energy. (Like Squidward, it's even funnier when the flashback shows them losing that hair in a single traumatic incident.)

Someone that deleted their comment was like: we deserve to go extinct.

Just to reiterate, gringos that do this kind of shit do