You might not agree with me, but then again if you don't, maybe you're just working with regex too much.

And for you savages that don't know your temperaments and think knowing about medical terminology that's been obsolete for over 2000 years is useless,

I made a cheat sheet for you.

Have a nice day, and make sure you don't run out of leeches or you just might end up doing css.

Like all four of them?

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[–] [S] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I appreciate the cheat sheet. I think the names of the character natures are misplaced.

    • Phlegm: phlegmatic
    • Yellow bile: choleric
    • Black bile: melancholic

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    You need to balance them and eat chillis to get good at JS

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What? C++ is definitely black bile and Cobol is definetly yellow bile.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yellow is melancholy, which is defined as "a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause". This sounds like C++ to me. And I hear cobol is one of the most infuriating programming languages based on sentiment analysis data of stack overflow, so black bile, which is choleric/angry.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This feels like surreal memes before they turned into almost entirely misspellings and other repeat jokes.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    sees the lang above C++

    half life 3 real?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    puting js an css in the same catagory is vile i mean we dont need both but atleast css cant really do anything

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Rust community might be phlegm but the language itself should be yellow bile, while c++ should be phlegm.

    IMO

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Damn i just learned i am distinctly "weak emotions" this is my new oc name do not steal it. Also where the hell is the best of all programming language families, the lisp family?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How did Python end us as Phlegm? It's one of the chillest languages to write, definitely blood

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    R is definitely black bile

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