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[–] 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)

But then WHO is the good empire? All the fiction I have consumed indicates there must be a dichotomy of good and evil and this is extremely distressing.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    what about someone who thinks the little cheap chinese takeout restaurant that i would ditch school to go get lunch for the bros and bribe the campus cop with egg rolls and totally take advantage of the fact that i could pretty much go anywhere on campus or in town during the school day because i was disabled and it was a small town where everyone knew everyone so i'd just bribe everyone who saw me on my bike with egg rolls and that way they wouldn't tell my mom i was ditching school and buying egg rolls again let me tell you bribing my dad was embarrassing and so i'd bring my bros and anyone on campus who asked fresh chinese food but usually it'd just be my bros and they went out of business like what the fuck town did nothing wrong?

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    [–] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Love it! However, lets say, for the sake of argument, that I did not entirely care for this meme.

    Some say that I should simply scroll onwards, maybe downvote it, perhaps even block you.

    But I think instead that I will threaten to, unless I get my way, call for the defederation of everyone on my instance from everyone who even uses the same software as yours.

    You know, because I love freedumbs so much.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    It's okay, you're just seeing me for the CIA plant that I really am deep down

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    TIL that I am one too.

    Wait, or is that what they want us to think!?! Maybe we only think that we are... while in fact we are not, which ofc provides cover for the fact that we truly are.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    'propagandalf' 😂 ya I'm gonna claim credit for this IRL, ty comrade!

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    Propagandalf the wise
    and
    Propaghandi the clean

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

    Forgot that I wrote a poem vaguely about this kind of person:

    It threatens to loosen
    All of your gargoyle dreams
    So do as we say
    And kick and cry and scream
    Nothing ventured, nothing lost
    The only shame is in the biggest loss
    So if in dreams you turn and toss
    Sit and wallow at your costs
    Dont ask neighbors what they need
    Whisper to them our self same theme
    And kick and cry and scream
    Sit in sorrow at our cross
    If we all pretend it could just be
    That all blows over, washes to the sea
    So be how the tortoise be
    Slow and small and insular
    And wait till all time grows older
    Come and join our mission
    Treat all strangers with suspicion Nothing ventured, nothing seen
    Hold on tight to your gargoyle dreams

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    Did you know,

    That in markdown

    If you put two trailing spaces

    At the end of a line,
    You can start a new line
    with a single line break?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    One day I will learn about these things.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    Quick cheat sheet:

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    Renders as:

    heading 1

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    italic
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    Code block with language identifier for syntax highlighting
    

    My client incorrectly renders the comment, so Lemmy may only support an arbitrary subset of markdown. Also special characters can be prefixed with a backslash to write them literally. For *verbs* and #hashtags

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