what about someone who thinks the little cheap chinese takeout restaurant that i would ditch school to go get lunch for the bros and bribe the campus cop with egg rolls and totally take advantage of the fact that i could pretty much go anywhere on campus or in town during the school day because i was disabled and it was a small town where everyone knew everyone so i'd just bribe everyone who saw me on my bike with egg rolls and that way they wouldn't tell my mom i was ditching school and buying egg rolls again let me tell you bribing my dad was embarrassing and so i'd bring my bros and anyone on campus who asked fresh chinese food but usually it'd just be my bros and they went out of business like what the fuck town did nothing wrong?