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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Can't stop won't stop.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I thought this was a bong for way too long...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's the way rule of the road.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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    It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    It's another Lemmy Piss Post!

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  • Oh look. An Amazon driver!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Hell yeah! Manual transmission!

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  • Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    it’s the way of the road, bubs.

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  • fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

    There are some things
    A guy gets from his pop
    Some of them things get spaced
    Others never forgot
    I got such a tradition
    I keep in my truck cab

    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

    Miles and miles and all the while
    I feel secure
    Even if the fuse gets short
    I know I can keep my nerve
    I believe in such a tradition
    I got it in my truck cab
    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

    Driving in his shoes
    Using the bottle he used
    Every time I pop I think
    Of my pop and pay my dues
    I respect such a tradition
    A shrine in my truck cab

    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    “Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Living the dream life, I see

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Blurst Bong ..

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