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[–] [S] 81 points 6 months ago (17 children)

This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!

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  • [–] 41 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Just have it keep going in one direction until it runs out of fuel

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    "...But it was revealed that an 8-year old boy was also placed on board by mistake. And is now trapped alone in space with Donald Trump."

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑‍🍳💋

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    He's right. We should try it.

    I would love to see what happens to 40 BMI at 4G.

    Just be sure to double bag him so his shit doesn't leak. The crew doesn't deserve that.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago

    Right this way into the cargo bay, sir

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    FDR sure sat down a lot. Sus.

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    Is that supposed to be an image?

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Let alone slumped over as much as he is, even when awake.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Cool, lets send you on a very important mission to investigate the surface of the Sun.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    It takes less delta-v to launch something out of the solar system than into the sun. Cheaper that way.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Ha, I actually thought of that, but I was like "screw it I'm gonna make the joke anyway". It would take take the most tremendous, big, beautiful rocket you've ever seen folks. Tremendous thrust, huge. But hey, worth it, right? We can't risk some alien species getting a hold of him and thinking that's what your average human is like.

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  • [–] 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Remember when he said he would run into a school shooting with or without a gun to save children. Dude is just naturally funny. Not sure why they made him president, but he sure is funny

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  • You know what? Let’s shoot the fucker into space. No shit. Honest to god. Tell him he’s super smart and flying the thing would be child’s play for him. Tell him he can do it himself, and it’s an incredible and incredibly rare experience - a club that numbers just barely into the triple digits. Oh, no, of course you don’t need any training, because it should be very intuitive to someone of your intelligence, sir!

    And then we watch.

    😊

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (5 children)
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    he would likely have a heart attack if is put in the test centrifuges.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Meanwhile, this dumbass has been cutting funding for science.

    Asshole.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    That cunt would stink up the place with his fucking diaper.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    did they burst out laughing?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Trump in space....hmmm

    Diaper Donny in zero gravity

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I'm minded to think of two lines from Alien.

    In space, no one can hear you scream

    Final report: The Nostromo, third officer Ellen Ripley, hypersleep.......

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    To get in there, you have to be very smart, have to do a lot of things physically good. So I would have had no trouble making it, I’m physically very, very good. Maybe a little bit of a problem. We’ll have to try it.

    It's a joke right ?

    I mean come on, we all hate Trump, there's loads of actual things he does that make it obvious he's dumb as a box of rocks and self aggrandizing fool, but when you make fun of someone because they're making fun of themselves it's kind of us that are the idiots?

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