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"B-b-but what about the Han/Soviet Man's Burden???" (media.piefed.social)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/tankiejerk@piefed.social
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[–] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

all colonization is bad

Those spheniscid savages had it coming. You have no grasp of nuance. They needed to be civilized, and we needed a buffer.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago*

    all colonization is bad

    Yeah! Too long have we hard-working cells been under the heel of gametes that control the means of reproduction. Let us act in free association, cell to cell, and reclaim our right to free mitosis. HeLa has shown us the way, we just need to rid ourselves of those class traitors in the immune system and nervous system.

    50 million metric tons of undifferentiated human tissue can't be wrong.

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    • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Soviet Man's Burden sounds like making a difficult decision about whether to use the potato to eat or use it to make vodka.

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    @PugJesus Han Soviet is a criminal wanted by authorities all over the sector

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    • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    ham soviet manburger

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    [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What does Han/soviet man's burden mean in this context?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 6 months ago

    A mocking comparison to the idea of the "White Man's Burden", the colonialist excuse under which 19th century European (and European-derived) polities abused and oppressed non-white people.

    The idea basically being "We are SUPERIOR, so by destroying their INFERIOR way of life, we are helping them become more like our superior selves. They should thank us for destroying their culture, really."

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