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[–] 46 points 6 months ago

Love the tagline. "making the impossible merely inadvisable"

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    It would be less expensive if the people who gather the raw materials didn't mysteriously lose their virginity in the middle of their trips.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Send committed sluts to gather the materials. No need to worry about losing your virginity if it was gone already to begin with 😜

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago

    "Making the impossible merely inadvisable" - poetry!

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Is it lube for unicorns or lube made out of unicorns?

    Either way I want it

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Both.

    Alchemists have long tried and failed to replicate natural unicorn lubrication for those who can’t produce enough on their own so they eventually developed a method to harvest the real thing. It‘s usually diluted quite a bit to make it more affordable but for the right price, you can get it pure.

    (Yeah, no chance I would post this on my main account)

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What are its properties? Is it merely a phenomenally effective lube? Does it facilitate passage through otherwise magical barriers? What's going on there?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I'll take 20

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