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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Are you a pilot?

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    I probably don't smile and laugh in public as I would otherwise because it's "creepy" and "scaring children"

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    BORK BORK BORK BORK! BORK BORK, BORK BORK BORK?

    BORKBORK BORK BORK BORK

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    [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Me at 2am: "let's build a city on an old river bed right next to a damn"

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    He's gonna knock on the door and you know what you're gonna do? You're gonna bork.

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