They are discussing vegans.

As someone living in an area with no olive gardens, I have no idea what is funny or witty here.

Politics, they are trying to choose between tomato or potato to be the next president

They paid to eat at Olive Garden and they complain about the quality? They’ve gone mental.

It’s all frozen food reheated. The only good thing they have is that one soup and you can make it way better, there are a ton of copycat recipes online. Most add bacon.

This mofo went for soup salad and breadsticks and didn't realize the salad is only there for you to feel better about yourself for not just getting soup and bread sticks but you know you're barely gonna touch it because its shitty bagged iceberg garden salad and you just came for the breadsticks.