๐Ÿค– Honestly you can't make this up:

Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.

Nothing says we don't trust you and don't appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.

No more NSFW! Welcome to the future baby!

Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.

Seems like everything is going according to plan.

Use the employees data to train MaiRK, so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908

Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120

Narcissism 2026 version ๐Ÿ˜‹

If you are thinking: Wouldn't this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/

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[โ€“] 3 points 6 months ago

I mean for people working at Facebook for years should have seen this coming.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 6 months ago

    Yes, processing fee...

    Looking for a weekend movie...

    Boobs...

    Let's play Sudoku!...

    You total 34.75 please. Oh hold on! Yes, welcome to the baty can!

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    [โ€“] 2 points 6 months ago

    So they use MS Teams?

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    [โ€“] 4 points 6 months ago

    Well, time to do the fun stuff:

    • Get a desktop background that produces the McCollough Effect.
    • Write up a little OpenGL program that routinely causes a portion of your screen to flash.
    • Write up a little Selenium program that writes random stuff into a browser to fudge the numbers.
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