Just use your one free call for 911.

Hope they like carpet because “800-588-2300 Empire Today.”

Only number I know by heart is my wife's phone. She doesn't answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol

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I can only remember the emergency services number, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

Hello, Empire Carpet? I'm in Cook County jail and really need to have my cell upholstered.

I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom's number or something lol

I also remember Jenny's number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

I also recall Mike Jones' phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

411

211

555-1212

01 811 8055

If you know, you know.

UK answer is Hastings Insurance.

OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.

Not sure if that even still exists. Haven't heard anything since ditching TV about 20 years ago.

You know, I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now...

What did they do exactly? Was it a payday loan service?

And associates, asshole.

Sorry Jauno, I always remember my grammys number. (328) 692-7777