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[+] 113 points 6 months ago (16 children)
  • [–] 105 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    In this case it looks like on purpose. Making the punchline look like an afterthought is a common humor trope.

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  • [+] [S] 30 points 6 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    It was really funny, I chuckled aloud

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  • [+] [S] 12 points 6 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    Damn, what's your beef with Victor lol

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  • [+] [S] 1 point 6 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I, tentatively, stand with victor. 😬

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  • [+] [S] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)
  • [+] -9 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    You should've been more careful about your disgusting trolling, perhaps. Like I said, you lost all your credibility.

    Just because you had a shitty childhood doesn't mean you get to be shitty towards everyone else. I don't have sympathy for that. I do have empathy for your tribulations, but no sympathy for your childish behavior.

    I refute that I insinuated you're a paedophile, however. That's you putting words in my mouth.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I use to have a drug a dealer as a friend. I still do, but, I used too.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    I quit drugs long ago. My last dealer was quadraplegic. We did business on a basis of trust. I don't know why I said this. I'm drunk.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    So wholesome. ☺️

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Back in high school I used to chill with my weed dealer and play Minecraft all the time lol

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The whole time he had his best friend with him all along: heroin

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    My weed dealer in HS was a white kid that called himself “Action” who lived in his parents basement in the suburbs of DC.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    That closest I’ve ever been to a friendship line hit harder than it should 😂

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