Extraterrestrial Interviewer: And what might be a good representative example of the . . . “common Earth male”?
Me: *points*
Imagine the road rash if he were to come off while trying to break the speed record...
Rollie Free seems like a really apt name for this guy
That fender must be hot as hell with a 10billion rpm tire under it, no?
Crazy fucker, Rollie.
"clothed" isn't really the word I would use, more like "stripped".
There is a radical song about a guy who is dying of a desparato lifestyle and he says to his lover she can have his Vincent to ride.... I always thought it was a car. Now I get it.
His pecker touches that tire, it's getting yanked right off.
How was he able to stay balanced on the bike with his massive balls in the way?
Glad he's not known as a meat crayon. On salt, no less.
Rollie Free rolling free. What's it like not having an amygdala Rollie?
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