Oh, but you can enjoy trains too. It doesn’t have to be as exciting as a tornado to be fun.

"It sounded like a freight train!"

But you're the first person I've seen say a train sounded like a tornado.

Every time a lightning storm begins, I have this moment where I hear a sort of rolling noise and think “ah, someone’s rolling a wheelie bin to the sidewalk”, and it takes me an embarrassingly long amount of time to realise that it’s the sound of distant thunder.