how are the first and second sentences related...?

*laughs in poor white person*

if you want action, microwave forks. spoons don't do anything there.

IIRC, grapes or candles make for a better light-show.

What a clever way to microwave popcorn!

Not here to destroy your day, but did you know, that girl would be 24 today?

Microwaving a spoon will just heat up the spoon.

Sporks get the job done better.