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[–] [S] 8 points 7 months ago

Rub the bag three times and you get free wishes.

Rub the bag four times and you get bitten.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Who disturbs my slumber?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Just like a cloud of gas or smoke, cats quickly expand to occupy all available space

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