every accusation is a confession

We don't even have cubicles anymore

Capitalists: "Under communism you're just a pawn for the State to use with no regard to how you feel!"

Capitalism: "Is curing patients a sustainable business model?" "Let's just deny every health insurance claim regardless of validity, they're too poor to sue us anyway." "Don't need to fix the exploding fuel tank on our new car, the cost of retooling the production line is greater than the expected wrongful death settlements we'll have to pay."

Even content creation is capitalist.

Damn that "Commusim".

Same same but different