You say that with the coolest fucking book cover imaginable.

Strikes me as satirical. The Bible is a bunch of texts written and rewritten by thousands of people throughout time. Why should this be any less canon?

This is perfect, I think! The last thing we need is a unified religious front that's "cleaned up God's house". Much better to have traditionalists offended by Machine Gun Jesus and in-fighting.

In fact, maybe replace Jesus' face with Trump's. Hit 'em with some blasphemy and see which Xians cheer it and which ones look away in shame and second-hand embarrassment.