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[x-post] Please don't I have a Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/thomastheplankengine@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] 43 points 7 months ago

Please don’t. I have no kids; I have so much to live for.

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    [–] 38 points 7 months ago

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    [–] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Well, I had a dream last night where my family never moved out of florida. Instead my dad remarried a lady in an ultra conservative Cuban family and they made me go to a Mighty Mighty Bosstones concert. Except in this timeline they turned into an evangelical Christian ska band.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I hope to never hear the words "christian" and "ska" together ever again

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Yeah..... People were skanking while shouting Jesus is king. It was a wildly unpleasant dream. I haven't even heard a ska song in years, let alone something as specific as the mighty mighty bosstones. I had to look them up this morning just to make sure my brain didn't fully hallucinate their existence. It was the most vivid dream I've had in a long time.

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    • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    "Please don't kill me, I have a family! Kill them instead!"

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    [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I mean might as well be me. Most people have more to lose. Just shame about the serial part of the killer.

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