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They have had worse things in thier mouth (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago (3 children)

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[–] Klear 14 points 7 months ago

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 7 months ago

Mormon Jesus (well, I think, that's the only group I've seen using this) painting has an understandable reaction.

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[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 11 points 7 months ago

Image saved because necessary

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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How, just how would he know this stuff? Did he break his arms?

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 7 months ago

Yes.

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago

I hate that I know what you're talking about

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[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago

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[–] massacre@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

This feels like maybe I've had my internet quota for the day??

Nah...

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[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

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