This would be the craziest way to find out Paul McCartney is still alive.

And he only sings Justin Bieber songs

At which point Yoko Ono would reveal it as her greatest artwork, probably.

Imagine

This would be the craziest way to find out that Paul has friends.

For those who want to read more context about it. Interview with Monty Python's Eric Idle

Simply having a wonderful faked death.

Can’t hide the long butt under a mask