Flip it. The data is on the bottom

Turn it upside down and attach a laser pointer to the arm, classic workaround

Looks like the track is clogged. Put it in the microwave on high for 15 seconds.

I had the same problem with the D side of Johnny Winter’s Second Winter

Give it a digital bath first

I know this sounds crazy but what if there was a disc you could play on a record player or in a CD player? If that's not possible then what the fuck are people using AI for these days? C'mon vibe coders! Get on this.

Yes, you forgot to soak it in wood first

Did you sear it to seal in the juices?