Picture of a floppy disk attached to a fridge door with a magnet labeled: "System restore disk do not erase"

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[–] 187 points 8 months ago (16 children)

It just occurred to me that younger developers may not see the whole joke here…

For those unaware, a magnet would corrupt/destroy the contents on the floppy disk.

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  • [–] 34 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    First thing i thought of, but yeah, most devs today have never held a disk like that.

    Why do i always gets so extreamly nostalgic every time something from the 80s and 90s are posted... I guess everyone is like that, stuff from their childhood remains loved.

    I think also because it was a fresh field, nobody knew IT so it was exciting. It was like a small interest, similar to collecting stamps or something.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    First thing i thought of, but yeah, most devs today have never held a disk like that.

    Bruh, what? Younger millennials (aka 30-40 yo) were born/raised in the 90's. I find your claim hard to believe.

    I'm in that group and I still dealt with floppies as a kid despite my family being poor at the time

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I've never tried it. Is it actually easy to do that with a fridge magnet? Like people say a magnet will destroy a modern HDD but in reality it would take a massively dangerous magnet to do that. Like not anything you could buy as a consumer.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Out of all possibility of people not understandibg this because magnet corrupt the disk, i actually didnt realise it was a magnet and thought it was sticked to a wall with some black sponge on top and was totallt condused what's the joke

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Younger people are not stupid, a technician that's able to write software knows what a floppy disk is. I also know how a phonograph cylinder works and they went out of time a little longer ago.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    If there was an internet meme based on the premise that somone is trying to play a record with a bent needle, I would probably need someone from the generation familiar with common phonograph problems to explain that to me. I didn't know bent needles were a common problem for phonographs until I looked it up just now.

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    [–] 49 points 8 months ago

    I am old enough to understand this joke. Sigh.

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  • [–] 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Is this a magnet you can buy? That would be a cool little gift

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    "System disk erase, Restore do not"

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago

    I feel old now. I can almost hear the noise of the drive trying to chew on this one.

    Anyway, have some on-theme music video: BAD SECTOR by unfa (youtube.com)

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Today, I noticed that my glasses case sticks to my work laptop like a magnet.
    I played around with it for a few seconds, then the thought struck me, that it might be my glasses case that's magnetic, and I might be fucking up the electronics or the HDD or something by holding it close to my laptop. Pulled away real quick then. 😅

    I did try with my keys later, and well, turns out that it's my work laptop that's magnetic, so I guess, I wasn't fucking anything up after all...

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    That's probably integrated speakers. Those can have quite powerful magnets. If it has old spinny hard drives, those have magnets, too. Sometimes the lid also has a magnet if there is a hall effect sensor for detecting if it's closed.

    Usually it's hard to find a magnet that'd be strong enough to make electronics inside a laptop malfunction without breaking the case open. Your regular fridge magnets are too weak for that kind of application, so are the ones usually found in glasses cases. And if you happen to be an owner of a chonky magnet, you probably already know the thing is dangerous.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Some laptops use magnets to help the lid snap closed. I took the back off an old Lenovo and could see the magnets clipped inside.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    I'd give it a 50 chance of still working. Those old ferrite magnets had relatively-weak spread-out fields. It obv would have affected the whole platter, but the drives/software were pretty good at dealing with weak signals. We had disks, we had magnets and some of us were youngish and bored. you had to be a little persistent to even fuck the disk up a little.

    Now, you place a running AC box fan's motor right up to the drive, i'll corrupt the f out of the disk, i did that before.

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  • [–] 27 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Do I miss the read/write speed? No. Do I miss the capacity? No.

    ...But I sure DO miss storage media that makes a satisfying "Kachunk" when loaded, and could be forcefully ejected like a spent artillery casing.

    I've seen a few projects that stuff a bunch of flash memory into a floppy for crazy storage capacity, which is pretty cool. Maintains that nostalgia and commands much more respect than one of those ridiculously tiny little USBs that's easy to lose! :p

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    …But I sure DO miss storage media that makes a satisfying “Kachunk” when loaded, and could be forcefully ejected like a spent artillery casing.

    Older computers just have a nice mechanical ambiance that newer machines don't replicate quite as well.

    I don't miss having the time to go make a cup of tea whilst waiting for the computer to turn on, or having the monitor scream the entire time it's on, but I do miss hearing the hard drive spin-up, and all the POST beeps and drive stepper noises when the computer's booting up.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    weed at y sky & is a bad of is a

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Honey i found that disk you were desperatly looking for.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    this is art

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    With 5¼" disks, it was more convenient to keep them in a ring binder by punching holes in them.

    The other similar story I've heard is someone asking for the backup copy of a disk and being handed a photocopy.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    What kind of system are you backing up on a single 1.44 mb disk? I guess “restore” just had the restore utilities.

    You could boot an old pc from floppy like what later would be called a live CD. Though you were constantly switching disks. Like if you ever played Monkey Island on 5.25” floppies.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Older PCs couldn't always boot from CD. In those cases, you needed a boot disk. It had just enough OS to get the cd drive working and allow for a full install. They also allowed for basic repair or maintenance tasks e.g. resizing the windows partition.

    Veterans kept a couple about at home. Nothing like the catch 22. "I need a boot disk to fix my PC/I need my PC to make a boot disk."

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    A lot of terraform and docker compose files could fit on a floppy still.

    Actually, that might be a fun thing to play with. It might not have data. But you could back up a good amount of config and deployment information and have a system to restore data to.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, there's a- Monkey in my pocket! And he's stealing all my change! His stare is blank and glassy I suspect he's deraaaaaanged!

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    LOL! Finding this song in the wild made my week. Thanks for that. XD

    Monkey Island is such a treasure:

    "You just don't know when to quit, do you?!"

    "Apparently neither did your barber."

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    You used to be able to get a whole-ass router that fit on 1.2MB in the late 90's.

    Novell SPX routers also ran from a single floppy

    Before bios supported bootable cd's you needed them to get the windows 95 install started.

    That said, this was an obvious joke image :)

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Imagine, if you will, the person who is wise to the effect on a floppy disk, but uses a CD instead (Or DVD). They use it a few times but then it too stops working. Why?

    Answer:Repeated clamping between the fridge and the magnet scratches or destroys enough of the metal layer, which is on the label side, to the point that the disc becomes unreadable.

    There's also that leaving a disc out in daylight for long enough can destroy its readability, especially if it's a user-written (burned) disc.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    The real question is where are the people in that picture now?

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