Man, I'm a fucking trend setter.
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This really isn't that functionally different from sotting down and watching TV
So, likely major depressive disorder? I’m not surprised. The future looks bleak.
Don't forget about chronic diseases that keep people in bed all day.
Especially chronic gut diseases which have been skyrocketing and appear to be related to PFAs "forever chemicals" (that the USA recently decided to stop regulating )

Back in my day, we just rotted in bed ruminating on negative thoughts. We didn't have no memes, except what was in our imaginations!
We imagined our own memes, and we liked it.
Did you though?
Shower thoughts are imagined memes.
You call it "imagining memes"; I call it "fantasizing while masturbating"
We are probably the same
Nah, I'm officerotting. Probably the only thing I've managed to do so far today is contribute to Lemmy network effect :P
My life in Infosec. It's super boring until suddenly it's not.
This is why I play Nethack.
Turn-based. Fully interruptible.
ASCII-based. Fully playable in an 80x24 ssh tty that nobody will notice and take approximately no bandwidth.
Apparently I've been 20 years ahead of the curve. I didn't call it bed rotting (ew) I called it "fucking depressed leave me alone"
Throw in a couple of beers and that's a perfect day.
You fucking psycho.
Think of how many times you'll need to get out of bed to piss.
(This comment brought to you by shots of vodka)
I read “beers” as “bees” and was really confused. Although a few bees wouldn’t hurt as long as you don’t antagonize them.
Isn’t that what they referred to as couch potatoes in boomer time?
not just gen z. that's like every second or third day for me when my skeleton is like "fuck you old man, if you wanted to move now you shouldn't have been a tradesman"
Isn't this just called having a lazy morning?
Like you wake up but don't feel like getting up yet, so you play about with your phone for a bit?
As long as you're not doing that for ages every single day, I'd say it's fairly normal behaviour. Sometimes you just need a bit to slouch you know.
I’m pretty sure they are talking about doing this all day. It’s just a new name for major depressive disorder.
No, they will get up and then go back to lay on their bed and scroll for hours
I just go back to sleep lol. If I'm too lazy to get up, I'm usually too lazy to go on my phone.
Why isn't GenZ participating in our accelerated hellscape?
GenZ are killing the Mr Bones Wild Ride industry
"Young people enjoying their youth in ways that make older generations scornful and jealous" - the perennial headline
So what do you call it when older people do it, but the screen is further away (TV)?
And 20 years ago it was books, magazines, newspaper, gameboys, etc. Nothing has changed.
I used to do it with a PC next to my bed. Scroll-wheel mouse was the tits.
Gen X here. Can concur. But I'm also an athlete so I only spend 50% of my time bed rotting. 50% of my life climbing, jumping, running, swimming, hiking, skydiving, I'd say I'm pretty well balanced but bed rotting is a true recovery strategy laying flat on my back with legs propped up for days.
I remember when social media was going to brain-rot the kids, it ended up brain-rotting the boomers.
This is going to be the same, this is the braindead for the boomers.
I hate to tell you, but there are plenty of brain-rotted kids out there too. It'll get anyone that spends long enough online.
Social media addiction is plenty real, pretty sure I've got at least a mild case of it - which is why I try to limit how long I spend here and other sites.
That's the !myalgicencephalomyelitis@lemmy.blahaj.zone lifestyle!
Laid off... no money... no means... what the fuck do they expect? Going to Disneyland?
Sleeping...with a phone?
It's called sleep scrolling, get on with the times.
Nearby is one thing, but "bed rotting" involves lying in bed staring at your phone, typically mindlessly consuming media of some sort, and not getting up or sleeping. The post is ambiguous though, so if you were deliberately musunderstanding, then I apologise for misunderstanding your misunderstanding!
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