I eat the Onion every time they involve RFK. He's just too far out there, he could do or say anything.

That's too healthy for him, he could have died, what were they thinking doing something so dangerous!

I didn't see this was the onion, presumed this was real, it sounds real, not the dumest sounding thing that happened today either.

I am so sick of anti-protein extremists!

Maybe if they ran it over first he would like it.

Or if it was a head of whale instead?