does this one count though? you'd need a ladder

the worst possible landing you can have though still meets that description^§^, so I'm gonna call it and say this was a bad landing.

^§^ - a crash is not a landing

And if you can reuse that plane that’s a bonus.

We can't assume anything about the conditions of their legs

It's a visual illusion, it's actually holding a scale to weigh the pilot's soul

I'm pretty sure it's a crane winch on the back of the fire truck, but I prefer your interpretation.

Engine failure caused him to decend too fast on landing and start turning off of the final approach path, leading to crash on top of hangar.