Mmmm, phone germs.

Temu Leonardo DiCaprio.

Why does that look so much like my brother had a baby with Leonardo DiCaprio? I'm disturbed

As an older person, I need to ask: WHY?
Because I have too many good reasons why not.

No. No fun. Fun-seeking got us into this horseshit. Learn to be satisfied with pleasant.

Given how many people shitpost on the toilet and don't wash their phones... YIKES.

Why doesn’t she angle the phone 90° so that the bottle is still in the shot but not pouring liquid sugar on your electronic device.

Maybe a little bit of judgement for shoving a smartphone in your gob instead of just drinking from the bottle like a normal alcoholic... At least it wasn't landscape orientation.

Judgement from me. Very gross, phones are disgusting and youre potentially damaging it. The last thing we should be right now is even more wasteful.

So basically nothing’s changed

That's how you end up with a spicy pillow in your phone.

And this is why I go to pubs instead of bars.

Oh it's because red is fine. Now doing stuff like that with black or better scotch that would be confusing

Don't worry, I'll.judge enough for the both of us.