What is that woman's pose though? It looks like she was about to knee him in the groin but was interrupted by someone trying to take their picture.

Money can't buy you class. A guillotine would look much better on him.

Trash

I'm sure she likes him for his personality (lie)

The tuck on that shirt is too straight and flat... Is this one of those adult onsies that buttons together underneath?

Hello, Jeff Bezos here. Happy to answer questions about my shirt. So:

Yes, I am heterosexual. Very much so. I am very muscular and I drive a humongous truck. I own a ranch in Texas and my wife is a feminine woman, which is the kind of women I love, as a straight man. Nothing wrong about being gay of course BUT I AM NOT GAY. It should be obvious but I like to make it clear. I like guns and trucks and women, and I am heterosexual. Maybe I already mentioned it. I hope this clears any confusion about my sexuality. I mean, my shirt.

Becomes fabulously wealthy.

Marries bridge troll.

Money can't buy class y'all.

When do ya think he started taking the testosterone?

What is so special about his shirt? Am I missing something?