Of all non flesh things, olives are the fleshiest.

Last Sunday I ate pasta with olives and got really sick afterwards. I fucking regret eating those olives.

And as this is a shitpost, YES i was shitting all night. And vomiting. But this is not a vomitpost.

Still I really regret eating those olives.

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

I once ate a full jar of pickles. Not the best decision tbh

I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.

Neither of us were doing well that evening.

Lessons learned.

unironically

Especially castelvetrano olives

Chopsticks

Girl dinner 💅