I'm doing my part! I haven't murdered anyone in the last 51 years!

It's a fact, that is inconvenient to the alarmist press, that crime peaked in the early 90s. 

I mean... Even the criminals are depressed and unmotivated.

Farage: "there are some significant rises in crimes of all kinds, particularly crimes against the person"

Quick, better get more cops and less rights!

Its a crisis! Nobody's killing people. Just *rump, but that's in a meruca.