Just drink it out of the drip tray. The best water out of a public water cooler is the good stuff that dripped off of ten people's hands.

TBQH the drip tray is the only proper place for Keurig "coffee". Get a $20 kettle, a $35 Clever Dripper and a $40 hand grinder off Amazon and you will have far better coffee for pretty much the same price as your Keurig machine. Or maybe even skip the kettle and just use the Keurig machine to boil water, or a pan on the stove.

Surely a cup is closer than your phone.

The funny part is you taking a picture instead of tossing a cup under that stream.

Eh, let it roll and make a cup of tea instead. The tea buzz is just as good.

Yeah.. I've done that!

Those machines ought to know there's no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

Miiight want to clean the machine a bit too :P

Hey, the li'l machine is just jealous of you pissing in the mouth of Mother Nature, and so it's just acting out.

"I learned it from watching you!"