You are so right, updated.

Ice will likely tuck their tails and run to another city and start over.

Reminds me of the hit and run tactics of the other terrorists in the Middle East.

And of course that's just the base temp, the Midwest was blasted with windchills around -40 give or take 10 degrees depending on the latitude

Legitimately weather where you're risking frostbite within minutes if you aren't properly dressed (and properly dressed means 3+ layers on your upper and lower body, multiple layers of gloves, full face coverings, multiple layers of socks, etc.) and even when properly dressed frostbite can sneak in if you stay outside too long

Lol those mfs hear that and immediately just think about ice fishing or some shit. They wilin

Ice was busy arresting priests

Edit: actually, the normal police took care of it for them. Pigs.

Ice appreciated a quiet day at work.