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[+] 24 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    Team lead: “How is everyone this morning?”

    Me: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    saving this for the family group chat the day the US invade Greenland and start of WWIII

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    I say hey! What's goin on!

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago
    [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    And CAPS LOCK is indeed the best choice of key to scream at

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago*
    [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    conciousness.sys has initated

    "wake up" process running...

    accessing hippocampus.dll

    ...

    ...

    ERROR: Brain.exe has crashed

    Error Code: Wtf do you mean my family left a dictatorship and I ended up in another country that's becoming a dictatorship?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    That is ASHS me figuring time and date after wakeup realising that sleeping son has to be in school in 5mins and me at work in 10mins…

    After I somehow stopped my 20’462 alarm clocks without being able to remember I ever did that

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