I have one rug in the living room. One time my cat, who is terrified of guests, came all the way downstairs to the living room to puke on the carpet while we had guests over. Once the deed was done, she skittered back upstairs to not be seen again until guests left.

When the human cleans up your vomit and now you have to urgently induce one AGAIN in the exact same spot 😾

Mine makes sure he pukes on the hard floor, I guess I’m luckier than I realized.

The other day the house cat came into my room, coughed up a huge one, and then casually sauntered out (refusing to elaborate.)

God damn this is kit-hen to a T if I had carpet.